Saving Mister Minifig Part 10

MainPic:(The crew rummages through Team Evil old forest cave hideout in hopes of finding a clue to the whereabouts of Mister Minifig.)

Kitty: Has anyone found anything yet?

CC150: Nope, just some weed killer and 'Ghoulies 2' on VHS.

Smiley: I found a half-eaten can of almonds and case of bottled water.

Squid: I beginning to suspect that Dr. EviLego frequents garage sales.

Kitty: Indeed, I just found a Furby and four Star Wars novelizations.

Alemas: I happened to have found a suspicious piece of paper. It could possibly be a map!

CC150: Let's go outside to read it, the lighting's better out there.

Alemas: All righty.

*Alemas tries to open the door*

Alemas: Crap, this door's kinda stuck.

Squid: You've got put your shoulder into it.

Alemas: Okay.

Pic2:(The door flies open and rockets alemas off of a ledge.)

Alemas: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!

Crew: Aaaaaahhhhh!

Kitty: We have to go in after him!

Smiley: And how!

*The crew throws themselves off the ledge*

Pic3: (And they hit the bottom several minutes later.)

Alemas: Heh... heh... it sucks that you jumped after me, because apparently this isn't a map, it's a grocery list.

CC150: Aw jeez, now could someone help me reattach my leg?

Smiley: And my hands?

Pic4: (After putting themselves back together, the crew walks around the corner and finds a shocking discovery.)

Kitty: Holy cheese! Isn't that the rock wrecker that you drove off a cliff the last time we were here?

Squid: And isn't that your dead body?

CC150: Well, that's awkward... *The Twilight Zone theme plays in the distance*

Smiley: Ooh,and looky here, who are these dead guys?

CC150: That would be Richard Simmons and Michael Phelps.

Alemas: And they're here why...?

CC150: They apparently were working for Dr. EviLego, and they killed one of my friends, so I ran them over and off of a cliff.

Kitty: And somehow you avoided getting impaled or having your head cut off.

CC150: You're the one writing this crap, you come up with an explanation.

Pic5: (Before an explanation can be made, a jeep pulls up from out of the wreckage.)

Squid: Hey! Have some respect for the dead! You just knocked that guy's feet off!

Steve: Keep talking bone boy, and you'll be next!

Squid: Sheesh. Spoil sport.

Kitty: Flipz? What the brick are doing here? You got squished! Hard!

Flipz: After my incident on the island, I phoned back to Dr. EviLego, who had his minions stitch me back together. Unfortunately, Predator didn't make through the procedure, so I go to have all of his cool gadgets and stuff installed in me.

Steve: Now start getting in car, or Flipz over here is gonna have to use his fancy new laser arm, y'all hear?

Smiley: Phooey. Can I at least bring Richard Simmons' skull with me?

Steve: Ah, whatever. Now hurry up, the boss is waiting.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 9

MainPic:(The crew sails around, hoping to find the Boat- Selling store.)

Smiley: Boy, it sure was nifty to find that traveling boat store.

Squid: Indeed. I can't believe we got a shrunken head and a fish-saber in exchange for the raft's chair.

Kitty: Actually, it's because I was too lazy to find the chair to put in this shot, but I'll go with that explanation instead.

Alemas: Knock it off, will you? Filler episodes are already annoying, and I don't need you making them any worse with you commentary.

Smiley: Hey, guys! Land ho!

Pic2: (The crew washes ashore.)

CC150: My, this even more convenient. We somehow wound up in the exact place we wanted to be!

Kitty: It's almost as if someone was writing a hackneyed sequel that barely lives up to its predecessors.

Alemas: I'm almost regretting letting you come back with us.

*Smiley stumbles and drops his shrunken head into the water*

Smiley: Nooo! My shrunken head! It was my only friend!

Squid: But I thought I was your only friend.

Smiley: Oh… Yeah…Um... he was my other only friend.

Squid: So long, shrunken head, may your green shriveled-ness live on in our memories.

Pic3: (After the brief funeral for the head, the crew arrives to find that the boat-shop is gone.)

CC150: What is all this?

Snake: Hmm? Oh, it's you guys. Sorry abouts riggeeng yous boat.

Kitty: Say what?

Snake: Yess... man with vegetable for head payed us much moneys to put tracker on boat.

Alemas: So that's how Predator found us!

Snke: No hard feelings?

Alemas: I guess... but only because you’re holding a gun.

Sirquid: I hope I'm not prying, but may I ask why you guys are leaving?

Snke: Oh yes, that. Apparently, some of the theengs we were selling are considered 'illegal' on your planet. We ees moving our business elsewhere…

Smiley: What about our boat-mobile?

Snke: Eees 'round back of ship behind zee bushes.

Kitty: Thanks, Snake!

Snake: And remember, you has never seen us.

Kitty: Sure thing, guy I've never seen before in my life.

Pic4: (The crew finds the boat mobile, 'concealed' by some plants.)

Squid: This fish-saber is amazing! Just look at how smoothly it cut through that tree! It's just like the ads on the shopping network!

Smiley: Let's hurry guys, I can't wait to go see what EviLego's got in his forest hideout.

Squid: And let's hope this doesn't get delayed again by the 'genius' writing this story.

Kitty: Haha, yeah.... hey, wait a minute!

Pic5: (Vegetable-head man receives a phone call.)

EVL: Squished? By a falling diner band? How odd. Well, just put yourself back together and meet me in my office tomorrow.

MRM: Hey, EviLego! Do you mind if I have some of the 'Cheerwine' in your fridge?

DRE: Hmm? Oh sure, just leave some Joe, It's his favorite.

MRM: Okay. Boy, being a hostage sure is fun!

DRE: Run along now, I've got important bad-guy stuff to do.
*Bad guy music plays in the background*


To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 8

MainPic.The Crew has been captured by the evil Flipz and The Predator6189 Robot.

Predator: So, you're trying to find the Mayor, eh? The boss won't be too happy about this.

Alemas: You work for someone?

Flipz: Obviously. We're the goons that get sent out in a feeble attempt to stop, before being squished in the subsequent panel.

Squid: Ooh, forshadowing, gotta love it.

Predator: Just hush, will you? We need to bring you back to HQ immediately.

Smiley: Will there be any Cheez-its there?

Flipz: Of course there won't be any-

Pic2:(A diner band falls out of the sky and on top of the villains.)

Alemas: I would complain about the logic of this, but at least we're safe.

Kitty: Hi guys, what'd I miss?

Squid: Oh, only us being captured.

Kitty: Aw, man! That's my favorite part!

Pic3: (The logic of the storyline dwindles by the second.)

Scarecrow: So long, and may you have a safe journey.

Smiley: This raises so many questions...

Kitty: Such as?

Smiley:Such as why Patrick is part of a diner band.

Snape: After we rescued them from jail, we realized he was the most beautiful chain saw player since Johnny Thunder's great grandfather.

Sulfurix: Raaaahwarrr! (Indeed!)

Kitty: So long, fellas, and thanks for the lift!

Patrick: Goodbye, prison buddy! See you around!

Pic4:(The crew leaves the island.)

Squid: Sorry for sending you to jail, I didn't realize it would affect this storyline, too.

Kitty: Nah, It's alright, and besides, It made the plot more interesting.

Alemas: I think you mean more convoluded.

CC150: So, how exactly did you escape?

Kitty: It was a long, confusing tale, involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refridgerator.

Smiley: Whoa, deja vu.

Kitty: Exactly.

Pic5:(After a lengthy discussion on how implausible this story is becoming, the crew manages to find the raft.)

Squid: Oh, Kittyboy, I forgot to tell you, we traded all of our weapons for a Richard Scarry book, and- aw nuts, where'd it go?

Smiley: *Urp* That was most certainley not delicous.

Alemas: I thought it was.

Kitty: Wait, did you two just?

Smiley: What? We haven't had food since you left, you have all the sandwiches in your bag.

Kitty: Um, I think patrick ate them.

CC150: Well, I have some good news, I found a map with a shortcut to the other hideout!

Kitty: Are you so sure about the shortcut? I kinda need to drag this out for another 7 episodes.

CC150: Meh, don't worry, You'll figure something out.

Smiley: Such as where to find some food.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 7

MainPic:(Flipz and Predator reemerge from the tent and converse with the crew.)

Flipz: So fellas, can I get you something to eat? I've got apples, bananas, and I think some fried ants.

Squid:I'll take an apple I guess.

Pic2:

Smiley: So, how long have you been here?

Flipz: Since Episode 4.

Smiley: *Sniffle*

Flipz: What is it? Is something wrong?

Smiley: No... it's just that Kittyboy used to break the fourth wall all the time. That just brought back some memories, that's all.

Flipz: He's not with you? Did he leave you his neckbag?

Smiley: No...

Flipz: *Good, this will be easier than I thought.*

Smiley: What?

Flipz: Ummm... I meant that's not good...

Smiley: Alrighty then. I'm going to go help myself to some of those fried ants.

CC150: Hey Flipz, what's that map you got here? The one that says 'Hideout Locations'?

Flipz: Oh... please don't touch that, it's rather personal... ummm... my grand... uncle.. twice removed gave it to me.

CC150: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize...

Pic3: (Alemas startles Predator with a spider. Predator Stumbles and falls into the campfire.)

Alemas: Surprise!

Predator: Aaah! *Falls* Double Aaah! My Face!

Flipz: Drat. Now the secret's out.

Alemas: Oh my word! Predator! Are you okay?!

Pic4: (Predator is very much okay, but evidently isn't human.)

Predator: Yes... I am very much okay.

Squid: And evidently he isn't human.

Flipz: And sadly for you, we can't let you leave the island.

CC150: What?

Predator: You see Flipz and I have been sent by Dr. EviLego to hunt you down. We can't have you interfering with our plans to ransom the mayor. I was programmed to find you and lure you onto the island, and then Flipz would meet me here and help me terminate you.

Flipz: And because to SirSquid, Kittyboy is already out of our way. Thank you for that.


Pic5: (The crew be's cornered.)

Alemas: Oh phooey, what sort of far-fetched 4th wall breaking explanation will we need to get out of this one?

Narrator: I'm thinking something involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refrigerator.

CC150: *Major sarcasm* How lovely, I can't wait for the next riveting episode.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 6

MainPic:(A passing book store boat offered the crew an offer they couldn't refuse, a Richard Scarry book in exchange for all their weaponry.)

Squid: "Lowly Worm wrote the alphabet, good job, Lowly!"

Smiley: That was so beautiful! I think I might cry!

Alemas: Indeed!

CC150:Me too!

Squid: I agree. Predator, what did you think?

Predator: Ummm....

Squid: Yes?

Predator: It was.... Oh, look, It's Houdini Island!

Pic2:

CC150: Woohoo! We're here!

Smiley: Yay!

Predator: C'mon! What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Pic3:

Alemas: Hey guys, I'm going to go scout ahead and see if I can find anything that resembles a hideout!

CC150: That sounds like a good idea.

Alemas: You guys wait here, I'll be right back!

Pic4:(Alemas returns minutes later with shocking news.)

Alemas: Guys! Come here!

Smiley: What is it, Alemas?

Alemas: We're not alone!

Predator: Great, every thing's running as planned!

Squid: What plan? Predator: Oh! I... I... I... That's not important, let's go see who's here on the island!

Squid: That was very suspicious sounding...

Pic5: (After a few minutes, the crew arrives at a campsite. After a moment, a figure emerges from the tent, Flipz!)

CC150: Hiya Flipz! What're you doing out here? Filming another Mystbusters Episode?

Flipz: Yeah... you could say that.

Smiley: I'm so glad it's only you, Flipz, I was afraid it was going to be a bad guy or something.

Flipz: Yes.. only me...

Predator: Flipz, I have something very important I need to tell you.

Flipz: Yes, the mission progr- I mean the results of that popular reality show! Yes, yes, the results of that reality show! Nothing suspicious or evil at all, just normal, good guy, small talk. *I'll meet you in the tent in a minute*.

Predator: *Good.* Flipz: So guys, make yourselves at home, Predator and I need to have a quick word together!

Squid: Sweet, thanks!

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 5

MainPic:(We return to our story, and it seems that Kittyboy96 has gone missing!)

Alemas: Aaaahhh! Kittyboy is gone!

Smiley: What do you mean 'gone'?

Aleams: Gone as in he's dissapeared into thin air!

Squid: Oh yeah... about that....

CC150: What'd you do?!

Squid: I kinda put him in jail for breaking the fourth wall.

CC150: When'd you do that?

Squid: During the last part of 'Crazy Quest'.

Aleams: There's another quest?

Pic2:(Kittyboy is trapped in jail with Patrick.)

Kitty: Could you move a little? You're making me really cluasthrophobic.

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Kitty: Aaahhhhh!!!!

Pic3:(A mutiny breaks out on the trusty ol' raft.)

Smiley: Bring him back! He has my Gameboy in his neckbag!

Alemas: And my sandwiches too!

Squid: But that would take a whole other storyline to explain how he returned to both storylines!

CCC150: Aaugh! Enough of this! Let's get him!

Pic4: (A strange figure approaches on the horizon.)

Predator: Hey there! What's all the hullaballoo?

Smiley: Alien man over here disappeared our navigator.

Predator: Well, I'm pretty good at navigating, I could help you if you want, until the other guy un-dissapears.

Alemas: Sure, that sounds good.

Squid: And besides, we all know he'll be back in two episodes or so.

Predator: Well, okey-dokey, I'll just climb on aboard if you don't mind.

Pic5: (Predator boards the ship.)

Squid: Pardon me if I'm intruding, but what we're you doing out in the lake?

Predator: Oh, yes...
I was definatley not doing stuff for Dr. EviLego... or Inferno.

CC150: That sounds suspicious...

Smiley: He clearly just said 'not'. He would'nt have said it if he was doing something for them.

CC150: Okay... but don't blame me if anything bad happens.

To Be Continued....

Saving Mister Minifig Part 4

MainPic:(And so the group travels through the Desert of Sand on their way to Houdini's Island, where Dr. EviLego may possibly be.)

Squid: Are we there yet?

Kitty: No, but it shouldn't be long.

Alemas: Face It, We're Lost!

CC150: I'm getting deja vu.

Kitty: Ack, me too. Well, no worries, I think I see a landmark up ahead.

Pic2:

Smiley: That can't be good.

Squid: Actually it is, If I remember correctly, there's a raft shop down this way. We know the owners and they can give us free passage over the the Lake of Legos.

Smiley: Okay, sounds good.

Pic3: (The crew pulls out of the desert and into a marshy clearing.)

Alemas: Um, Kittyboy?

Kitty: Yes?

Alemas: You didn't tell me the raft shop was run by alien criminals.

Kitty: I didn't... it wasn't the last time I was here.

Snake: Welcome! We ees new managers! Zee other guyss sold it to us so zey could work for the Lego company.

Kitty: Well, that's good. If you don't mind my asking, I thought you guys were in jail. Did you-?

SkullTwin: No, no, we no escape. We ees on parole. We make honeest leeving now.

Alemas: So... can you hook us up with a boat?

Snake: Sure... wee haves the perfect theeng for you.


Pic4:(The aliens take the crew to the dock.)

Kittyboy96: ...And here's your tip. Go buy yourself some alien food or something.

SkullTwin: Thanksss... very kind of yous.

Kittyboy96: Well, guys, I've got the boat-mobile packed in my neck-bag of storage thing. Let's get going! Bye, Aliens! Have a nice parole!

(The crew sails off, and Snake recieves a call on his cell phone.)

Pic5: (Somewhere in the White Brick mountains...)

DRE: Have you given them the boat with the tracking device?

Snake: *Yes...we ees geeting paid now?*

DRE: In good time my multi-eyeballed friend. *Click*

Flipz: Greetings, Doctor, I trust everything is ready?

DRE: Indeed. Now I don't want you to confront them yet. Just keep an eye on them and report any suspicous activity. Your helicopter is synced up with the tracking device, you should have no trouble tailing them.

Flipz: Sounds good. And my payment?

DRE: Don't worry, I have it covered, your lifetime supply of Sour Patch kids will be delivered to you shortly.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 3

Mainpic:(Kittyboy and Cheshirecat invesitgate what appears to be an office.)
Kitty: *Someone's just been here, the flame pieces are still glowing.*
CC150: *Whoever it was must've not wanted to find something, this place looks like an 'I Spy' page.*

Pic2: (Upon further investigation, Kittyboy find a busted up filing cabinet with something inside of it.)
Kitty: *Oh my goodness, I think I found a map!*
CC150: *Great, maybe it will lead us to Minifig's location... Wait, I think I hear something, we'd better get out of here!*

Pic3: (That noise happens to be the sound of smiley23atgym and Sirquid being chased one of Dr. EviLego's henchmen ,Keeblorg.)
Squid: Aaahhh!!! Maybe we shouldn't have brought all this treasure!
Smiley: Are you kidding?! I can't drop the Holy Grail! It's the perfect cup for drinking Moutnain Dew!
Squid: Good Point! Hey, I think I see the guys in the Boat-Mobile!

Pic4:(Squid and Smiley jump into the Boat-Mobile and and a car chase ensues.)
Alemas: We've only been on our adventure for six hours and you've already picked up a villain! You guys are good! Hold on tight!

Pic5:(Alemas swerves past a tree to throw Keeblorg off his trail, but unfortunatley causing Kittyboy to drop the map.)
Kitty: Aw great! We lost the map!
CC150: We? I think you mean you!
Kitty: Okay, me. Hey, where'd Keeblorg go?
Smiley: He turned around and got the map after you dropped it, and then just sped off.
Alemas: Well, shoot. Now what are we going to do?
Squid: Here's an idea, Kitty, do you remember anything that was on the map?
Kitty: Umm, sorta. I remember seeing Houdini Island on the map, but that may have been from a few months back.
Squid: Well, that's the only thing we've got to go on.If I remember correctly, we need to get to the desert of sand. Alemas, let's get going!
Alemas: 'Fraid I don't know the way. How about you drive? You went on that escapade, right?
Kitty: Ugh, don't don't remind me. Here, just scooch over and I'll drive. *Here we go again.*

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 2

(The crew is searching for a lead to Dr. EviLego's whereabouts. This search has lead them to one of his old labs.)

Mainpic:
Smiley: Geez Louise! How could anybody live in a place like this?
Squid: I dunno, but this a great place for a hideout, because no one would ever think to look here.

Pic2: (The crew parks and leaves Alemas to guard the boat-mobile.)
CC150: You take care now Alemas. We won't be gone long.
Kitty: You sure you guys want to split up? This place gives me the creeps.
Squid: Oh, don't be a wuss. You'll be fine.
Kitty: All right...

Pic3:(Kittyboy96 and Cheshirecat150 search for the evil Doctor's hideout.)
CC150: We need to be careful, who knows what kind of vermin live out here?
Wormtail: Hey lady, can you spare me a dollar?
Kitty: Ack, I see your point.

Pic4:
CC150: Hey! I think I see something! Let's go check it out.
Kitty: All righty. I hope Squid and Smiley found something.

Pic5:(They did find something.)
Squid: So, what'd you find?
Smiley: Let's see... I found a sankra stone and the Holy Grail. And of course all this food.
Squid: The stone and the cup are okay, but it's not like we could eat that. All I found was a silly old crystal skull. That, and some Hawiian Punch.
Smiley: Don't feel bad, who needs a musty old alien head when you can have fruit punch?
Squid: Yeah, I guess. I sure hope Kitty and Cheshirecat found some more stuff too.
Smiley: Yeah, they probably just found a nasty old wig in a box.
Squid: Yeah, what with their luck.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 1

(A newscaster gives a shocking update.)

MainPic:
Newscaster*Off Screen*: Egad, this just in, the evil mad scientist Dr. EviLego has escaped from the mental institute! It would also seem that that Mayor Mr. Minifig has gone missing. He was last seen with some assosciates of the mad Doctor. His whereabouts are completely unlocatable, but our best men are working on it 'round the clock. And now to Chris with the weath- BLAM!

Pic2: (Kittyboy stands in front of the lasered remains of his flat screen.)
Kitty: There has got to be a better way to turn off my TV. Well, I'd better go round up a search party and go find the mayor.

Pic3: (Kittyboy and some of the crew arrive at Alemas's house.)
Kitty: Trick-or-treat! Oops, I mean uh- Hey Alemas!
Squid: Yeah, hey bud! Listen, the Mayor's gone missing and we think that EviLego may have kidnapped him. Wanna come help us find him?
Alemas: Uh, sure, I guess.
Kitty: We figure we'll probably investigate some of punkin face's old hideout, and see if we can get a lead as to his whereabouts.
Aleams: Sounds good to me. But do we have to take the boat-mobile? I mean after what happened to it last time-
CC150: Don't worry, I've made sure it's rock monster proof.

Pic4: (The crew sets out in the boat-mobile.)
Squid: You know, I can't help but feel I've forgotten something...
Smiley: Ahhhhh! Don't forget meeeee!
CC150: Oops, sorry Smiley, we'll make room for ya.

Pic5: (Dr. EviLego and his assistant chew the fat in his secret hideout.)
Joe: Hey, boss...
DRE: Yes?
Joe: I don't think we need the 'Anti-Escaping Device'. Or the chain. Or the wall. I think we could sit him on the floor and tell hime not to move and he'd stay still. I think he may actually like being kidnapped.
MRM: Yes, actually, It's quiite fun.
DRE: Well, then, this should make things much easier. Want to go get some cookies?
Joe: Uh sure. Oh, uh Mr. Minifig. If you stay put, we may bring a cookie or something.
MRM: Oh, goody!

To Be Continued...