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August 14, 2010

Saving Mister Minifig Part 4








MainPic:(And so the group travels through the Desert of Sand on their way to Houdini's Island, where Dr. EviLego may possibly be.)

Squid: Are we there yet?

Kitty: No, but it shouldn't be long.

Alemas: Face It, We're Lost!

CC150: I'm getting deja vu.

Kitty: Ack, me too. Well, no worries, I think I see a landmark up ahead.

Pic2:

Smiley: That can't be good.

Squid: Actually it is, If I remember correctly, there's a raft shop down this way. We know the owners and they can give us free passage over the the Lake of Legos.

Smiley: Okay, sounds good.

Pic3: (The crew pulls out of the desert and into a marshy clearing.)

Alemas: Um, Kittyboy?

Kitty: Yes?

Alemas: You didn't tell me the raft shop was run by alien criminals.

Kitty: I didn't... it wasn't the last time I was here.

Snake: Welcome! We ees new managers! Zee other guyss sold it to us so zey could work for the Lego company.

Kitty: Well, that's good. If you don't mind my asking, I thought you guys were in jail. Did you-?

SkullTwin: No, no, we no escape. We ees on parole. We make honeest leeving now.

Alemas: So... can you hook us up with a boat?

Snake: Sure... wee haves the perfect theeng for you.


Pic4:(The aliens take the crew to the dock.)

Kittyboy96: ...And here's your tip. Go buy yourself some alien food or something.

SkullTwin: Thanksss... very kind of yous.

Kittyboy96: Well, guys, I've got the boat-mobile packed in my neck-bag of storage thing. Let's get going! Bye, Aliens! Have a nice parole!

(The crew sails off, and Snake recieves a call on his cell phone.)

Pic5: (Somewhere in the White Brick mountains...)

DRE: Have you given them the boat with the tracking device?

Snake: *Yes...we ees geeting paid now?*

DRE: In good time my multi-eyeballed friend. *Click*

Flipz: Greetings, Doctor, I trust everything is ready?

DRE: Indeed. Now I don't want you to confront them yet. Just keep an eye on them and report any suspicous activity. Your helicopter is synced up with the tracking device, you should have no trouble tailing them.

Flipz: Sounds good. And my payment?

DRE: Don't worry, I have it covered, your lifetime supply of Sour Patch kids will be delivered to you shortly.

To Be Continued...

August 13, 2010

Saving Mister Minifig Part 3







Mainpic:(Kittyboy and Cheshirecat invesitgate what appears to be an office.)
Kitty: *Someone's just been here, the flame pieces are still glowing.*
CC150: *Whoever it was must've not wanted to find something, this place looks like an 'I Spy' page.*

Pic2: (Upon further investigation, Kittyboy find a busted up filing cabinet with something inside of it.)
Kitty: *Oh my goodness, I think I found a map!*
CC150: *Great, maybe it will lead us to Minifig's location... Wait, I think I hear something, we'd better get out of here!*

Pic3: (That noise happens to be the sound of smiley23atgym and Sirquid being chased one of Dr. EviLego's henchmen ,Keeblorg.)
Squid: Aaahhh!!! Maybe we shouldn't have brought all this treasure!
Smiley: Are you kidding?! I can't drop the Holy Grail! It's the perfect cup for drinking Moutnain Dew!
Squid: Good Point! Hey, I think I see the guys in the Boat-Mobile!

Pic4:(Squid and Smiley jump into the Boat-Mobile and and a car chase ensues.)
Alemas: We've only been on our adventure for six hours and you've already picked up a villain! You guys are good! Hold on tight!

Pic5:(Alemas swerves past a tree to throw Keeblorg off his trail, but unfortunatley causing Kittyboy to drop the map.)
Kitty: Aw great! We lost the map!
CC150: We? I think you mean you!
Kitty: Okay, me. Hey, where'd Keeblorg go?
Smiley: He turned around and got the map after you dropped it, and then just sped off.
Alemas: Well, shoot. Now what are we going to do?
Squid: Here's an idea, Kitty, do you remember anything that was on the map?
Kitty: Umm, sorta. I remember seeing Houdini Island on the map, but that may have been from a few months back.
Squid: Well, that's the only thing we've got to go on.If I remember correctly, we need to get to the desert of sand. Alemas, let's get going!
Alemas: 'Fraid I don't know the way. How about you drive? You went on that escapade, right?
Kitty: Ugh, don't don't remind me. Here, just scooch over and I'll drive. *Here we go again.*

To Be Continued...

August 12, 2010

Saving Mister Minifig Part 2








(The crew is searching for a lead to Dr. EviLego's whereabouts. This search has lead them to one of his old labs.)

Mainpic:
Smiley: Geez Louise! How could anybody live in a place like this?
Squid: I dunno, but this a great place for a hideout, because no one would ever think to look here.

Pic2: (The crew parks and leaves Alemas to guard the boat-mobile.)
CC150: You take care now Alemas. We won't be gone long.
Kitty: You sure you guys want to split up? This place gives me the creeps.
Squid: Oh, don't be a wuss. You'll be fine.
Kitty: All right...

Pic3:(Kittyboy96 and Cheshirecat150 search for the evil Doctor's hideout.)
CC150: We need to be careful, who knows what kind of vermin live out here?
Wormtail: Hey lady, can you spare me a dollar?
Kitty: Ack, I see your point.

Pic4:
CC150: Hey! I think I see something! Let's go check it out.
Kitty: All righty. I hope Squid and Smiley found something.

Pic5:(They did find something.)
Squid: So, what'd you find?
Smiley: Let's see... I found a sankra stone and the Holy Grail. And of course all this food.
Squid: The stone and the cup are okay, but it's not like we could eat that. All I found was a silly old crystal skull. That, and some Hawiian Punch.
Smiley: Don't feel bad, who needs a musty old alien head when you can have fruit punch?
Squid: Yeah, I guess. I sure hope Kitty and Cheshirecat found some more stuff too.
Smiley: Yeah, they probably just found a nasty old wig in a box.
Squid: Yeah, what with their luck.

To Be Continued...

August 11, 2010

Saving Mister Minifig Part 1








(A newscaster gives a shocking update.)

MainPic:
Newscaster*Off Screen*: Egad, this just in, the evil mad scientist Dr. EviLego has escaped from the mental institute! It would also seem that that Mayor Mr. Minifig has gone missing. He was last seen with some assosciates of the mad Doctor. His whereabouts are completely unlocatable, but our best men are working on it 'round the clock. And now to Chris with the weath- BLAM!

Pic2: (Kittyboy stands in front of the lasered remains of his flat screen.)
Kitty: There has got to be a better way to turn off my TV. Well, I'd better go round up a search party and go find the mayor.

Pic3: (Kittyboy and some of the crew arrive at Alemas's house.)
Kitty: Trick-or-treat! Oops, I mean uh- Hey Alemas!
Squid: Yeah, hey bud! Listen, the Mayor's gone missing and we think that EviLego may have kidnapped him. Wanna come help us find him?
Alemas: Uh, sure, I guess.
Kitty: We figure we'll probably investigate some of punkin face's old hideout, and see if we can get a lead as to his whereabouts.
Aleams: Sounds good to me. But do we have to take the boat-mobile? I mean after what happened to it last time-
CC150: Don't worry, I've made sure it's rock monster proof.

Pic4: (The crew sets out in the boat-mobile.)
Squid: You know, I can't help but feel I've forgotten something...
Smiley: Ahhhhh! Don't forget meeeee!
CC150: Oops, sorry Smiley, we'll make room for ya.

Pic5: (Dr. EviLego and his assistant chew the fat in his secret hideout.)
Joe: Hey, boss...
DRE: Yes?
Joe: I don't think we need the 'Anti-Escaping Device'. Or the chain. Or the wall. I think we could sit him on the floor and tell hime not to move and he'd stay still. I think he may actually like being kidnapped.
MRM: Yes, actually, It's quiite fun.
DRE: Well, then, this should make things much easier. Want to go get some cookies?
Joe: Uh sure. Oh, uh Mr. Minifig. If you stay put, we may bring a cookie or something.
MRM: Oh, goody!

To Be Continued...