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August 30, 2010

Saving Mister Minifig Part 10







MainPic:(The crew rummages through Team Evil old forest cave hideout in hopes of finding a clue to the whereabouts of Mister Minifig.)

Kitty: Has anyone found anything yet?

CC150: Nope, just some weed killer and 'Ghoulies 2' on VHS.

Smiley: I found a half-eaten can of almonds and case of bottled water.

Squid: I beginning to suspect that Dr. EviLego frequents garage sales.

Kitty: Indeed, I just found a Furby and four Star Wars novelizations.

Alemas: I happened to have found a suspicious piece of paper. It could possibly be a map!

CC150: Let's go outside to read it, the lighting's better out there.

Alemas: All righty.

*Alemas tries to open the door*

Alemas: Crap, this door's kinda stuck.

Squid: You've got put your shoulder into it.

Alemas: Okay.

Pic2:(The door flies open and rockets alemas off of a ledge.)

Alemas: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!

Crew: Aaaaaahhhhh!

Kitty: We have to go in after him!

Smiley: And how!

*The crew throws themselves off the ledge*

Pic3: (And they hit the bottom several minutes later.)

Alemas: Heh... heh... it sucks that you jumped after me, because apparently this isn't a map, it's a grocery list.

CC150: Aw jeez, now could someone help me reattach my leg?

Smiley: And my hands?

Pic4: (After putting themselves back together, the crew walks around the corner and finds a shocking discovery.)

Kitty: Holy cheese! Isn't that the rock wrecker that you drove off a cliff the last time we were here?

Squid: And isn't that your dead body?

CC150: Well, that's awkward... *The Twilight Zone theme plays in the distance*

Smiley: Ooh,and looky here, who are these dead guys?

CC150: That would be Richard Simmons and Michael Phelps.

Alemas: And they're here why...?

CC150: They apparently were working for Dr. EviLego, and they killed one of my friends, so I ran them over and off of a cliff.

Kitty: And somehow you avoided getting impaled or having your head cut off.

CC150: You're the one writing this crap, you come up with an explanation.

Pic5: (Before an explanation can be made, a jeep pulls up from out of the wreckage.)

Squid: Hey! Have some respect for the dead! You just knocked that guy's feet off!

Steve: Keep talking bone boy, and you'll be next!

Squid: Sheesh. Spoil sport.

Kitty: Flipz? What the brick are doing here? You got squished! Hard!

Flipz: After my incident on the island, I phoned back to Dr. EviLego, who had his minions stitch me back together. Unfortunately, Predator didn't make through the procedure, so I go to have all of his cool gadgets and stuff installed in me.

Steve: Now start getting in car, or Flipz over here is gonna have to use his fancy new laser arm, y'all hear?

Smiley: Phooey. Can I at least bring Richard Simmons' skull with me?

Steve: Ah, whatever. Now hurry up, the boss is waiting.

To Be Continued...