Saving Mister Minifig Part 9

MainPic:(The crew sails around, hoping to find the Boat- Selling store.)

Smiley: Boy, it sure was nifty to find that traveling boat store.

Squid: Indeed. I can't believe we got a shrunken head and a fish-saber in exchange for the raft's chair.

Kitty: Actually, it's because I was too lazy to find the chair to put in this shot, but I'll go with that explanation instead.

Alemas: Knock it off, will you? Filler episodes are already annoying, and I don't need you making them any worse with you commentary.

Smiley: Hey, guys! Land ho!

Pic2: (The crew washes ashore.)

CC150: My, this even more convenient. We somehow wound up in the exact place we wanted to be!

Kitty: It's almost as if someone was writing a hackneyed sequel that barely lives up to its predecessors.

Alemas: I'm almost regretting letting you come back with us.

*Smiley stumbles and drops his shrunken head into the water*

Smiley: Nooo! My shrunken head! It was my only friend!

Squid: But I thought I was your only friend.

Smiley: Oh… Yeah…Um... he was my other only friend.

Squid: So long, shrunken head, may your green shriveled-ness live on in our memories.

Pic3: (After the brief funeral for the head, the crew arrives to find that the boat-shop is gone.)

CC150: What is all this?

Snake: Hmm? Oh, it's you guys. Sorry abouts riggeeng yous boat.

Kitty: Say what?

Snake: Yess... man with vegetable for head payed us much moneys to put tracker on boat.

Alemas: So that's how Predator found us!

Snke: No hard feelings?

Alemas: I guess... but only because you’re holding a gun.

Sirquid: I hope I'm not prying, but may I ask why you guys are leaving?

Snke: Oh yes, that. Apparently, some of the theengs we were selling are considered 'illegal' on your planet. We ees moving our business elsewhere…

Smiley: What about our boat-mobile?

Snke: Eees 'round back of ship behind zee bushes.

Kitty: Thanks, Snake!

Snake: And remember, you has never seen us.

Kitty: Sure thing, guy I've never seen before in my life.

Pic4: (The crew finds the boat mobile, 'concealed' by some plants.)

Squid: This fish-saber is amazing! Just look at how smoothly it cut through that tree! It's just like the ads on the shopping network!

Smiley: Let's hurry guys, I can't wait to go see what EviLego's got in his forest hideout.

Squid: And let's hope this doesn't get delayed again by the 'genius' writing this story.

Kitty: Haha, yeah.... hey, wait a minute!

Pic5: (Vegetable-head man receives a phone call.)

EVL: Squished? By a falling diner band? How odd. Well, just put yourself back together and meet me in my office tomorrow.

MRM: Hey, EviLego! Do you mind if I have some of the 'Cheerwine' in your fridge?

DRE: Hmm? Oh sure, just leave some Joe, It's his favorite.

MRM: Okay. Boy, being a hostage sure is fun!

DRE: Run along now, I've got important bad-guy stuff to do.
*Bad guy music plays in the background*


To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 8

MainPic.The Crew has been captured by the evil Flipz and The Predator6189 Robot.

Predator: So, you're trying to find the Mayor, eh? The boss won't be too happy about this.

Alemas: You work for someone?

Flipz: Obviously. We're the goons that get sent out in a feeble attempt to stop, before being squished in the subsequent panel.

Squid: Ooh, forshadowing, gotta love it.

Predator: Just hush, will you? We need to bring you back to HQ immediately.

Smiley: Will there be any Cheez-its there?

Flipz: Of course there won't be any-

Pic2:(A diner band falls out of the sky and on top of the villains.)

Alemas: I would complain about the logic of this, but at least we're safe.

Kitty: Hi guys, what'd I miss?

Squid: Oh, only us being captured.

Kitty: Aw, man! That's my favorite part!

Pic3: (The logic of the storyline dwindles by the second.)

Scarecrow: So long, and may you have a safe journey.

Smiley: This raises so many questions...

Kitty: Such as?

Smiley:Such as why Patrick is part of a diner band.

Snape: After we rescued them from jail, we realized he was the most beautiful chain saw player since Johnny Thunder's great grandfather.

Sulfurix: Raaaahwarrr! (Indeed!)

Kitty: So long, fellas, and thanks for the lift!

Patrick: Goodbye, prison buddy! See you around!

Pic4:(The crew leaves the island.)

Squid: Sorry for sending you to jail, I didn't realize it would affect this storyline, too.

Kitty: Nah, It's alright, and besides, It made the plot more interesting.

Alemas: I think you mean more convoluded.

CC150: So, how exactly did you escape?

Kitty: It was a long, confusing tale, involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refridgerator.

Smiley: Whoa, deja vu.

Kitty: Exactly.

Pic5:(After a lengthy discussion on how implausible this story is becoming, the crew manages to find the raft.)

Squid: Oh, Kittyboy, I forgot to tell you, we traded all of our weapons for a Richard Scarry book, and- aw nuts, where'd it go?

Smiley: *Urp* That was most certainley not delicous.

Alemas: I thought it was.

Kitty: Wait, did you two just?

Smiley: What? We haven't had food since you left, you have all the sandwiches in your bag.

Kitty: Um, I think patrick ate them.

CC150: Well, I have some good news, I found a map with a shortcut to the other hideout!

Kitty: Are you so sure about the shortcut? I kinda need to drag this out for another 7 episodes.

CC150: Meh, don't worry, You'll figure something out.

Smiley: Such as where to find some food.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 7

MainPic:(Flipz and Predator reemerge from the tent and converse with the crew.)

Flipz: So fellas, can I get you something to eat? I've got apples, bananas, and I think some fried ants.

Squid:I'll take an apple I guess.

Pic2:

Smiley: So, how long have you been here?

Flipz: Since Episode 4.

Smiley: *Sniffle*

Flipz: What is it? Is something wrong?

Smiley: No... it's just that Kittyboy used to break the fourth wall all the time. That just brought back some memories, that's all.

Flipz: He's not with you? Did he leave you his neckbag?

Smiley: No...

Flipz: *Good, this will be easier than I thought.*

Smiley: What?

Flipz: Ummm... I meant that's not good...

Smiley: Alrighty then. I'm going to go help myself to some of those fried ants.

CC150: Hey Flipz, what's that map you got here? The one that says 'Hideout Locations'?

Flipz: Oh... please don't touch that, it's rather personal... ummm... my grand... uncle.. twice removed gave it to me.

CC150: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize...

Pic3: (Alemas startles Predator with a spider. Predator Stumbles and falls into the campfire.)

Alemas: Surprise!

Predator: Aaah! *Falls* Double Aaah! My Face!

Flipz: Drat. Now the secret's out.

Alemas: Oh my word! Predator! Are you okay?!

Pic4: (Predator is very much okay, but evidently isn't human.)

Predator: Yes... I am very much okay.

Squid: And evidently he isn't human.

Flipz: And sadly for you, we can't let you leave the island.

CC150: What?

Predator: You see Flipz and I have been sent by Dr. EviLego to hunt you down. We can't have you interfering with our plans to ransom the mayor. I was programmed to find you and lure you onto the island, and then Flipz would meet me here and help me terminate you.

Flipz: And because to SirSquid, Kittyboy is already out of our way. Thank you for that.


Pic5: (The crew be's cornered.)

Alemas: Oh phooey, what sort of far-fetched 4th wall breaking explanation will we need to get out of this one?

Narrator: I'm thinking something involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refrigerator.

CC150: *Major sarcasm* How lovely, I can't wait for the next riveting episode.

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 6

MainPic:(A passing book store boat offered the crew an offer they couldn't refuse, a Richard Scarry book in exchange for all their weaponry.)

Squid: "Lowly Worm wrote the alphabet, good job, Lowly!"

Smiley: That was so beautiful! I think I might cry!

Alemas: Indeed!

CC150:Me too!

Squid: I agree. Predator, what did you think?

Predator: Ummm....

Squid: Yes?

Predator: It was.... Oh, look, It's Houdini Island!

Pic2:

CC150: Woohoo! We're here!

Smiley: Yay!

Predator: C'mon! What are you waiting for? Let's go!

Pic3:

Alemas: Hey guys, I'm going to go scout ahead and see if I can find anything that resembles a hideout!

CC150: That sounds like a good idea.

Alemas: You guys wait here, I'll be right back!

Pic4:(Alemas returns minutes later with shocking news.)

Alemas: Guys! Come here!

Smiley: What is it, Alemas?

Alemas: We're not alone!

Predator: Great, every thing's running as planned!

Squid: What plan? Predator: Oh! I... I... I... That's not important, let's go see who's here on the island!

Squid: That was very suspicious sounding...

Pic5: (After a few minutes, the crew arrives at a campsite. After a moment, a figure emerges from the tent, Flipz!)

CC150: Hiya Flipz! What're you doing out here? Filming another Mystbusters Episode?

Flipz: Yeah... you could say that.

Smiley: I'm so glad it's only you, Flipz, I was afraid it was going to be a bad guy or something.

Flipz: Yes.. only me...

Predator: Flipz, I have something very important I need to tell you.

Flipz: Yes, the mission progr- I mean the results of that popular reality show! Yes, yes, the results of that reality show! Nothing suspicious or evil at all, just normal, good guy, small talk. *I'll meet you in the tent in a minute*.

Predator: *Good.* Flipz: So guys, make yourselves at home, Predator and I need to have a quick word together!

Squid: Sweet, thanks!

To Be Continued...

Saving Mister Minifig Part 5

MainPic:(We return to our story, and it seems that Kittyboy96 has gone missing!)

Alemas: Aaaahhh! Kittyboy is gone!

Smiley: What do you mean 'gone'?

Aleams: Gone as in he's dissapeared into thin air!

Squid: Oh yeah... about that....

CC150: What'd you do?!

Squid: I kinda put him in jail for breaking the fourth wall.

CC150: When'd you do that?

Squid: During the last part of 'Crazy Quest'.

Aleams: There's another quest?

Pic2:(Kittyboy is trapped in jail with Patrick.)

Kitty: Could you move a little? You're making me really cluasthrophobic.

Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!

Kitty: Aaahhhhh!!!!

Pic3:(A mutiny breaks out on the trusty ol' raft.)

Smiley: Bring him back! He has my Gameboy in his neckbag!

Alemas: And my sandwiches too!

Squid: But that would take a whole other storyline to explain how he returned to both storylines!

CCC150: Aaugh! Enough of this! Let's get him!

Pic4: (A strange figure approaches on the horizon.)

Predator: Hey there! What's all the hullaballoo?

Smiley: Alien man over here disappeared our navigator.

Predator: Well, I'm pretty good at navigating, I could help you if you want, until the other guy un-dissapears.

Alemas: Sure, that sounds good.

Squid: And besides, we all know he'll be back in two episodes or so.

Predator: Well, okey-dokey, I'll just climb on aboard if you don't mind.

Pic5: (Predator boards the ship.)

Squid: Pardon me if I'm intruding, but what we're you doing out in the lake?

Predator: Oh, yes...
I was definatley not doing stuff for Dr. EviLego... or Inferno.

CC150: That sounds suspicious...

Smiley: He clearly just said 'not'. He would'nt have said it if he was doing something for them.

CC150: Okay... but don't blame me if anything bad happens.

To Be Continued....