MainPic:(The crew sails around, hoping to find the Boat- Selling store.)
Smiley: Boy, it sure was nifty to find that traveling boat store.
Squid: Indeed. I can't believe we got a shrunken head and a fish-saber in exchange for the raft's chair.
Kitty: Actually, it's because I was too lazy to find the chair to put in this shot, but I'll go with that explanation instead.
Alemas: Knock it off, will you? Filler episodes are already annoying, and I don't need you making them any worse with you commentary.
Smiley: Hey, guys! Land ho!
Pic2: (The crew washes ashore.)
CC150: My, this even more convenient. We somehow wound up in the exact place we wanted to be!
Kitty: It's almost as if someone was writing a hackneyed sequel that barely lives up to its predecessors.
Alemas: I'm almost regretting letting you come back with us.
*Smiley stumbles and drops his shrunken head into the water*
Smiley: Nooo! My shrunken head! It was my only friend!
Squid: But I thought I was your only friend.
Smiley: Oh… Yeah…Um... he was my other only friend.
Squid: So long, shrunken head, may your green shriveled-ness live on in our memories.
Pic3: (After the brief funeral for the head, the crew arrives to find that the boat-shop is gone.)
CC150: What is all this?
Snake: Hmm? Oh, it's you guys. Sorry abouts riggeeng yous boat.
Kitty: Say what?
Snake: Yess... man with vegetable for head payed us much moneys to put tracker on boat.
Alemas: So that's how Predator found us!
Snke: No hard feelings?
Alemas: I guess... but only because you’re holding a gun.
Sirquid: I hope I'm not prying, but may I ask why you guys are leaving?
Snke: Oh yes, that. Apparently, some of the theengs we were selling are considered 'illegal' on your planet. We ees moving our business elsewhere…
Smiley: What about our boat-mobile?
Snke: Eees 'round back of ship behind zee bushes.
Kitty: Thanks, Snake!
Snake: And remember, you has never seen us.
Kitty: Sure thing, guy I've never seen before in my life.
Pic4: (The crew finds the boat mobile, 'concealed' by some plants.)
Squid: This fish-saber is amazing! Just look at how smoothly it cut through that tree! It's just like the ads on the shopping network!
Smiley: Let's hurry guys, I can't wait to go see what EviLego's got in his forest hideout.
Squid: And let's hope this doesn't get delayed again by the 'genius' writing this story.
Kitty: Haha, yeah.... hey, wait a minute!
Pic5: (Vegetable-head man receives a phone call.)
EVL: Squished? By a falling diner band? How odd. Well, just put yourself back together and meet me in my office tomorrow.
MRM: Hey, EviLego! Do you mind if I have some of the 'Cheerwine' in your fridge?
DRE: Hmm? Oh sure, just leave some Joe, It's his favorite.
MRM: Okay. Boy, being a hostage sure is fun!
DRE: Run along now, I've got important bad-guy stuff to do.
*Bad guy music plays in the background*
To Be Continued...
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