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August 30, 2010
Saving Mister Minifig Part 10
MainPic:(The crew rummages through Team Evil old forest cave hideout in hopes of finding a clue to the whereabouts of Mister Minifig.)
Kitty: Has anyone found anything yet?
CC150: Nope, just some weed killer and 'Ghoulies 2' on VHS.
Smiley: I found a half-eaten can of almonds and case of bottled water.
Squid: I beginning to suspect that Dr. EviLego frequents garage sales.
Kitty: Indeed, I just found a Furby and four Star Wars novelizations.
Alemas: I happened to have found a suspicious piece of paper. It could possibly be a map!
CC150: Let's go outside to read it, the lighting's better out there.
Alemas: All righty.
*Alemas tries to open the door*
Alemas: Crap, this door's kinda stuck.
Squid: You've got put your shoulder into it.
Alemas: Okay.
Pic2:(The door flies open and rockets alemas off of a ledge.)
Alemas: Aaaaaahhhhh!!!
Crew: Aaaaaahhhhh!
Kitty: We have to go in after him!
Smiley: And how!
*The crew throws themselves off the ledge*
Pic3: (And they hit the bottom several minutes later.)
Alemas: Heh... heh... it sucks that you jumped after me, because apparently this isn't a map, it's a grocery list.
CC150: Aw jeez, now could someone help me reattach my leg?
Smiley: And my hands?
Pic4: (After putting themselves back together, the crew walks around the corner and finds a shocking discovery.)
Kitty: Holy cheese! Isn't that the rock wrecker that you drove off a cliff the last time we were here?
Squid: And isn't that your dead body?
CC150: Well, that's awkward... *The Twilight Zone theme plays in the distance*
Smiley: Ooh,and looky here, who are these dead guys?
CC150: That would be Richard Simmons and Michael Phelps.
Alemas: And they're here why...?
CC150: They apparently were working for Dr. EviLego, and they killed one of my friends, so I ran them over and off of a cliff.
Kitty: And somehow you avoided getting impaled or having your head cut off.
CC150: You're the one writing this crap, you come up with an explanation.
Pic5: (Before an explanation can be made, a jeep pulls up from out of the wreckage.)
Squid: Hey! Have some respect for the dead! You just knocked that guy's feet off!
Steve: Keep talking bone boy, and you'll be next!
Squid: Sheesh. Spoil sport.
Kitty: Flipz? What the brick are doing here? You got squished! Hard!
Flipz: After my incident on the island, I phoned back to Dr. EviLego, who had his minions stitch me back together. Unfortunately, Predator didn't make through the procedure, so I go to have all of his cool gadgets and stuff installed in me.
Steve: Now start getting in car, or Flipz over here is gonna have to use his fancy new laser arm, y'all hear?
Smiley: Phooey. Can I at least bring Richard Simmons' skull with me?
Steve: Ah, whatever. Now hurry up, the boss is waiting.
To Be Continued...
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