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August 19, 2010
Saving Mister Minifig Part 8
MainPic.The Crew has been captured by the evil Flipz and The Predator6189 Robot.
Predator: So, you're trying to find the Mayor, eh? The boss won't be too happy about this.
Alemas: You work for someone?
Flipz: Obviously. We're the goons that get sent out in a feeble attempt to stop, before being squished in the subsequent panel.
Squid: Ooh, forshadowing, gotta love it.
Predator: Just hush, will you? We need to bring you back to HQ immediately.
Smiley: Will there be any Cheez-its there?
Flipz: Of course there won't be any-
Pic2:(A diner band falls out of the sky and on top of the villains.)
Alemas: I would complain about the logic of this, but at least we're safe.
Kitty: Hi guys, what'd I miss?
Squid: Oh, only us being captured.
Kitty: Aw, man! That's my favorite part!
Pic3: (The logic of the storyline dwindles by the second.)
Scarecrow: So long, and may you have a safe journey.
Smiley: This raises so many questions...
Kitty: Such as?
Smiley:Such as why Patrick is part of a diner band.
Snape: After we rescued them from jail, we realized he was the most beautiful chain saw player since Johnny Thunder's great grandfather.
Sulfurix: Raaaahwarrr! (Indeed!)
Kitty: So long, fellas, and thanks for the lift!
Patrick: Goodbye, prison buddy! See you around!
Pic4:(The crew leaves the island.)
Squid: Sorry for sending you to jail, I didn't realize it would affect this storyline, too.
Kitty: Nah, It's alright, and besides, It made the plot more interesting.
Alemas: I think you mean more convoluded.
CC150: So, how exactly did you escape?
Kitty: It was a long, confusing tale, involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refridgerator.
Smiley: Whoa, deja vu.
Kitty: Exactly.
Pic5:(After a lengthy discussion on how implausible this story is becoming, the crew manages to find the raft.)
Squid: Oh, Kittyboy, I forgot to tell you, we traded all of our weapons for a Richard Scarry book, and- aw nuts, where'd it go?
Smiley: *Urp* That was most certainley not delicous.
Alemas: I thought it was.
Kitty: Wait, did you two just?
Smiley: What? We haven't had food since you left, you have all the sandwiches in your bag.
Kitty: Um, I think patrick ate them.
CC150: Well, I have some good news, I found a map with a shortcut to the other hideout!
Kitty: Are you so sure about the shortcut? I kinda need to drag this out for another 7 episodes.
CC150: Meh, don't worry, You'll figure something out.
Smiley: Such as where to find some food.
To Be Continued...
August 17, 2010
Saving Mister Minifig Part 7
MainPic:(Flipz and Predator reemerge from the tent and converse with the crew.)
Flipz: So fellas, can I get you something to eat? I've got apples, bananas, and I think some fried ants.
Squid:I'll take an apple I guess.
Pic2:
Smiley: So, how long have you been here?
Flipz: Since Episode 4.
Smiley: *Sniffle*
Flipz: What is it? Is something wrong?
Smiley: No... it's just that Kittyboy used to break the fourth wall all the time. That just brought back some memories, that's all.
Flipz: He's not with you? Did he leave you his neckbag?
Smiley: No...
Flipz: *Good, this will be easier than I thought.*
Smiley: What?
Flipz: Ummm... I meant that's not good...
Smiley: Alrighty then. I'm going to go help myself to some of those fried ants.
CC150: Hey Flipz, what's that map you got here? The one that says 'Hideout Locations'?
Flipz: Oh... please don't touch that, it's rather personal... ummm... my grand... uncle.. twice removed gave it to me.
CC150: Oh, sorry, I didn't realize...
Pic3: (Alemas startles Predator with a spider. Predator Stumbles and falls into the campfire.)
Alemas: Surprise!
Predator: Aaah! *Falls* Double Aaah! My Face!
Flipz: Drat. Now the secret's out.
Alemas: Oh my word! Predator! Are you okay?!
Pic4: (Predator is very much okay, but evidently isn't human.)
Predator: Yes... I am very much okay.
Squid: And evidently he isn't human.
Flipz: And sadly for you, we can't let you leave the island.
CC150: What?
Predator: You see Flipz and I have been sent by Dr. EviLego to hunt you down. We can't have you interfering with our plans to ransom the mayor. I was programmed to find you and lure you onto the island, and then Flipz would meet me here and help me terminate you.
Flipz: And because to SirSquid, Kittyboy is already out of our way. Thank you for that.
Pic5: (The crew be's cornered.)
Alemas: Oh phooey, what sort of far-fetched 4th wall breaking explanation will we need to get out of this one?
Narrator: I'm thinking something involving more robots, a couple of aliens, some obscure movie references and a talking refrigerator.
CC150: *Major sarcasm* How lovely, I can't wait for the next riveting episode.
To Be Continued...
August 16, 2010
Saving Mister Minifig Part 6
MainPic:(A passing book store boat offered the crew an offer they couldn't refuse, a Richard Scarry book in exchange for all their weaponry.)
Squid: "Lowly Worm wrote the alphabet, good job, Lowly!"
Smiley: That was so beautiful! I think I might cry!
Alemas: Indeed!
CC150:Me too!
Squid: I agree. Predator, what did you think?
Predator: Ummm....
Squid: Yes?
Predator: It was.... Oh, look, It's Houdini Island!
Pic2:
CC150: Woohoo! We're here!
Smiley: Yay!
Predator: C'mon! What are you waiting for? Let's go!
Pic3:
Alemas: Hey guys, I'm going to go scout ahead and see if I can find anything that resembles a hideout!
CC150: That sounds like a good idea.
Alemas: You guys wait here, I'll be right back!
Pic4:(Alemas returns minutes later with shocking news.)
Alemas: Guys! Come here!
Smiley: What is it, Alemas?
Alemas: We're not alone!
Predator: Great, every thing's running as planned!
Squid: What plan? Predator: Oh! I... I... I... That's not important, let's go see who's here on the island!
Squid: That was very suspicious sounding...
Pic5: (After a few minutes, the crew arrives at a campsite. After a moment, a figure emerges from the tent, Flipz!)
CC150: Hiya Flipz! What're you doing out here? Filming another Mystbusters Episode?
Flipz: Yeah... you could say that.
Smiley: I'm so glad it's only you, Flipz, I was afraid it was going to be a bad guy or something.
Flipz: Yes.. only me...
Predator: Flipz, I have something very important I need to tell you.
Flipz: Yes, the mission progr- I mean the results of that popular reality show! Yes, yes, the results of that reality show! Nothing suspicious or evil at all, just normal, good guy, small talk. *I'll meet you in the tent in a minute*.
Predator: *Good.* Flipz: So guys, make yourselves at home, Predator and I need to have a quick word together!
Squid: Sweet, thanks!
To Be Continued...
August 15, 2010
Saving Mister Minifig Part 5
MainPic:(We return to our story, and it seems that Kittyboy96 has gone missing!)
Alemas: Aaaahhh! Kittyboy is gone!
Smiley: What do you mean 'gone'?
Aleams: Gone as in he's dissapeared into thin air!
Squid: Oh yeah... about that....
CC150: What'd you do?!
Squid: I kinda put him in jail for breaking the fourth wall.
CC150: When'd you do that?
Squid: During the last part of 'Crazy Quest'.
Aleams: There's another quest?
Pic2:(Kittyboy is trapped in jail with Patrick.)
Kitty: Could you move a little? You're making me really cluasthrophobic.
Patrick: Ho, ho, ho! Merry Christmas!
Kitty: Aaahhhhh!!!!
Pic3:(A mutiny breaks out on the trusty ol' raft.)
Smiley: Bring him back! He has my Gameboy in his neckbag!
Alemas: And my sandwiches too!
Squid: But that would take a whole other storyline to explain how he returned to both storylines!
CCC150: Aaugh! Enough of this! Let's get him!
Pic4: (A strange figure approaches on the horizon.)
Predator: Hey there! What's all the hullaballoo?
Smiley: Alien man over here disappeared our navigator.
Predator: Well, I'm pretty good at navigating, I could help you if you want, until the other guy un-dissapears.
Alemas: Sure, that sounds good.
Squid: And besides, we all know he'll be back in two episodes or so.
Predator: Well, okey-dokey, I'll just climb on aboard if you don't mind.
Pic5: (Predator boards the ship.)
Squid: Pardon me if I'm intruding, but what we're you doing out in the lake?
Predator: Oh, yes...
I was definatley not doing stuff for Dr. EviLego... or Inferno.
CC150: That sounds suspicious...
Smiley: He clearly just said 'not'. He would'nt have said it if he was doing something for them.
CC150: Okay... but don't blame me if anything bad happens.
To Be Continued....
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